Best of #SuggestionsForReservations

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Yesterday a  very sensitive hashtag #SuggestionsForReservations started trending but with inputs from the ever outstanding Tweeples it become outrageously funny.  I am a bit late in collecting the best tweets  but  this lists consists of some very witty,naughty and funny tweets. Let me know if a smile comes up on reading some of these.

Nigel Britto ‏@NigelBritto

#SuggestionsForReservations 100% quota for intelligent, educated people in Parliament. That would disqualify 99% of sitting MPs.

#SuggestionsForReservations : All kids of politician families must study in govt schools where 60%+ teachers and students are SC, ST & OBC.

Bhagwan RamchandrA ‏@Lord_Ram

#IfMumbaiWasGotham Bane would recruit 33% SC/ST/OBC soldiers.#SuggestionsForReservations

Sweaty Kuhu ツ ‏@I_Parna

#SuggestionsForReservations Gen: Answer All questions OBC: One Qs of ur Choice SC: Only read questions ST: Thnx for coming to exam hall

MP Singh ‏@NotThatMP

#SuggestionsForReservations All politicians to be operated upon by SC /ST doctors.

Ralston ‏@rallyrockstar69

#SuggestionsForReservations Hotel Decent, Ratlam... ;-)

Gopi Krishan Garhwal ‏@igopik

#SuggestionsForReservations Only ST/SC Candidate Can Use Corporations "Sulabh Shouchalay" General Piss On Pants.

Gautam Jain ‏@gautamthejain

#SuggestionsForReservations 27% more black money allowed for politicians, bureaucrats, businessmen in the reserved category.

Angry Bird * ‏@2ndHandJawani

First iphone 5 in India should be given to a SC/ST..#SuggestionsForReservations

@KaranArora: 25gb extra download cap by Airtel for all SC/ST broadband users#SuggestionsForReservations

SaggiRex™ Radia-Gen ‏@saggirex

#SuggestionsForReservations : separate IRCTC counter for ...........!

Soumitra Kandpal ‏@soumitrafore

#SuggestionsForReservations In 100 m race SC/ST will start from 27 m mark and will be given lead of 2 seconds

Lazy Delhi Guy ‏@lazydelhiguy

#SuggestionsForReservations Faster delivery by Dominos to SC/ST. They were made to wait for water 100 yrs back. They wont have to for pizza

The best :- 

Kartik Dhar ‏@KartikDhar

Brittania 50/50 biscuits to be renamed as 27/73#SuggestionsForReservations

69. Amazing dismissal of Rahul Dravid by Brendon Mcullum

This is ridiculously brilliant. Day 3 of the 3rd Test - India vs New Zealand and Rahul Dravid falls to a planned dismissal - Brendon McCullum with co-conspirators Ross Taylor and Daniel Vettori prise him out for 60 after his 3 hour stint. The fact that McCullum and Taylor were already on the move as Dravid got down into paddle position made the reaction time of 0.34 seconds from the time shot was played seem irrelevant and the catch was comfortably taken.Dravid had played the same shot a ball before. That catch was a very very well planned move.

13. Latest security system

7. Good one liner's

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker . The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker ? A tie

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures Jay Leno

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.