Best of #SuggestionsForReservations

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Yesterday a  very sensitive hashtag #SuggestionsForReservations started trending but with inputs from the ever outstanding Tweeples it become outrageously funny.  I am a bit late in collecting the best tweets  but  this lists consists of some very witty,naughty and funny tweets. Let me know if a smile comes up on reading some of these.

Nigel Britto ‏@NigelBritto

#SuggestionsForReservations 100% quota for intelligent, educated people in Parliament. That would disqualify 99% of sitting MPs.

#SuggestionsForReservations : All kids of politician families must study in govt schools where 60%+ teachers and students are SC, ST & OBC.

Bhagwan RamchandrA ‏@Lord_Ram

#IfMumbaiWasGotham Bane would recruit 33% SC/ST/OBC soldiers.#SuggestionsForReservations

Sweaty Kuhu ツ ‏@I_Parna

#SuggestionsForReservations Gen: Answer All questions OBC: One Qs of ur Choice SC: Only read questions ST: Thnx for coming to exam hall

MP Singh ‏@NotThatMP

#SuggestionsForReservations All politicians to be operated upon by SC /ST doctors.

Ralston ‏@rallyrockstar69

#SuggestionsForReservations Hotel Decent, Ratlam... ;-)

Gopi Krishan Garhwal ‏@igopik

#SuggestionsForReservations Only ST/SC Candidate Can Use Corporations "Sulabh Shouchalay" General Piss On Pants.

Gautam Jain ‏@gautamthejain

#SuggestionsForReservations 27% more black money allowed for politicians, bureaucrats, businessmen in the reserved category.

Angry Bird * ‏@2ndHandJawani

First iphone 5 in India should be given to a SC/ST..#SuggestionsForReservations

@KaranArora: 25gb extra download cap by Airtel for all SC/ST broadband users#SuggestionsForReservations

SaggiRex™ Radia-Gen ‏@saggirex

#SuggestionsForReservations : separate IRCTC counter for ...........!

Soumitra Kandpal ‏@soumitrafore

#SuggestionsForReservations In 100 m race SC/ST will start from 27 m mark and will be given lead of 2 seconds

Lazy Delhi Guy ‏@lazydelhiguy

#SuggestionsForReservations Faster delivery by Dominos to SC/ST. They were made to wait for water 100 yrs back. They wont have to for pizza

The best :- 

Kartik Dhar ‏@KartikDhar

Brittania 50/50 biscuits to be renamed as 27/73#SuggestionsForReservations

Tangy Tweets To Make Your Day

 @fakingnews : #WaysToGetDumped Ask Dinesh Trivedi

@Catalyst303: Listening to silence & listening to music ask the same talent. Tuning into the subtle. ~Aline 

@NehaT_ :You are almost perfect. The only thing missing is your existence.

@NehaT_ : If you don't like me, blame yourself.

@jonno_go If you're reading this, you'll know without a doubt that I have nothing better to do.

@funnyortruth #YouKnowYoureArabWhen everyone in your family owns a personal gas station.

@Eccentricandhow *Google Wage* clearly proves that there's a Shahid Kapoor inGoogle’s PR team

@jaythakare Google wave finally manages to make some waves with a typo! Grand sunset ceremony for Google Wage... Er Wave.

"An iphone today has more computing power than NASA did in 1969. They put a man on the moon, and we throw birds at pigs" @lomcovak

@zbleumoon : Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. ◓◓

@tejus_sawjiani: The only thing left to put service tax on are bribes 

@idillionaire : Hopefully your life will be as cool as make it appear online.

 @coolfunnytshirt: KRK is the blockberry boy! 

@tweetpiee:  Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.