Party Election Symbols
| Symbol | Party |
 | INC |
 | BSP |
 | BJP |
 | SP |
 | NCP |
 | CPI |
 | CPM |
 | CPI(ML)(L) |
 | SHS |
 | JD(U) |
| | TDP |
 | JD(S) |
 | RJD |
| | AGP |
 | RSP |
 | BJD |
| | JMM |
 | RLD |
 | MUL |
 | AITC |
 | JKN |
| | JKNPP |
 | FBL |
 | NPC |
| | MAG |
 | FPM |
 | JKPDP |
 | MNF |
| | MPP |
 | UGDP |
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
64. Some Party Election Symbols in India
Though I searched for some unusual and funny ones I didn't get many. So its election time now know your party and know the symbol.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
53. Management Fundas are same everywhere
Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'
'
'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... :-
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'
'
'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... :-
Friday, April 17, 2009
39. How can I handle India Alone
Election time here in India and as per the common people none of the party qualify to govern and we need to take it on our own from now. This mail says something like this.
Why INDIA is in trouble......
Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
Why INDIA is in trouble......
Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)
1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore are under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.
U are busy " checking Mails
HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
38. Throwing shoes on Ministers has become a trend.
Here are some videos descripting the same :
2.Wen Jiabao Prime Minister of China gets a shoe in the face :
3.Chidambram , Home Minister of India, also gets a taste of it :
4. Navin Jindal this time :
The funny part is that the person who threw the slipper got a reply in the same way
from some one else.
5. Latest : A BJP worker hurls a shoe na slipper at Advani
1. Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes at Bush
Info: His name is Muntazer al-Zaidi.
2.Wen Jiabao Prime Minister of China gets a shoe in the face :
3.Chidambram , Home Minister of India, also gets a taste of it :
4. Navin Jindal this time :
The funny part is that the person who threw the slipper got a reply in the same way
from some one else.
5. Latest : A BJP worker hurls a shoe na slipper at Advani
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