Saturday, March 21, 2009

3. Killing English

Killing English ��


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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."



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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." =))



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"



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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"





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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board



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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away

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