Tangy Tweets To Make Your Day

 @fakingnews : #WaysToGetDumped Ask Dinesh Trivedi

@Catalyst303: Listening to silence & listening to music ask the same talent. Tuning into the subtle. ~Aline 

@NehaT_ :You are almost perfect. The only thing missing is your existence.

@NehaT_ : If you don't like me, blame yourself.

@jonno_go If you're reading this, you'll know without a doubt that I have nothing better to do.

@funnyortruth #YouKnowYoureArabWhen everyone in your family owns a personal gas station.

@Eccentricandhow *Google Wage* clearly proves that there's a Shahid Kapoor inGoogle’s PR team

@jaythakare Google wave finally manages to make some waves with a typo! Grand sunset ceremony for Google Wage... Er Wave.

"An iphone today has more computing power than NASA did in 1969. They put a man on the moon, and we throw birds at pigs" @lomcovak

@zbleumoon : Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. ◓◓

@tejus_sawjiani: The only thing left to put service tax on are bribes 

@idillionaire : Hopefully your life will be as cool as make it appear online.

 @coolfunnytshirt: KRK is the blockberry boy! 

@tweetpiee:  Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.