Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

News Fuse

News Fuse is a very popular show on a Oriya TV channel and is entertaining. Everyday we get to hear so many news and read so many articles but rarely draw coincidences. Here I attempt to connect two news articles in the most awkward way to make it funny. This idea was inspired for a thread in a forum(whose name I forgot) and it drew quite a participation. I have been contemplating this idea for quite a lot of time. So this is first in the series and I hope I am somehow successful in making a connection -


Volkswagen to Launch 'Refreshed' Models in India

Break Free from the gym with Bipasha Basu

India, China to resume exercises, Antony to visit Beijing

Hunger strikes in Hong Kong over new Chinese  classes

Work, mahjong and tea: Hong Kong's secrets to longevity

Tea vendor threatened by cops, leaves city for good


City hospitals overflowing with dengue patients

Junior docs go on a rampage after being attacked by patient's family

Great food is just what the good doctor ordered


World leaders must act to stave off food crisis: UN agencies


McDonald's to set up all-vegetarian outlets


Scientists Warn of a World Forced into Vegetarianism

CERN scouts for Indian scientists

Indians prefer smartphones, tablets to do office work: Assocham

Verizon Wireless And Samsung Target Budget-Conscious Business Users With Galaxy Stellar Smartphone

Apple Seeks Ban on Samsung Galaxy S III, Note 10.1

Pediatrician: Eat an apple a day to keep the flu at bay

Six more test positive for swine flu in Pune



Sunday, June 7, 2009

91.New Job Titles

OLD TITLES :   NEW TITLES 


Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist 

House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager 

Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control 

Typist: Printed Document Handler 

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer 

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician 

Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor 

Tea Boy : Refreshment Overseer 

Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician 

Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer 

Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer 

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist 

Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist 

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager 

Cook : Food Preparation Officer 

Unemployed : Township Management 

Gossiping
 : Research Management

Friday, April 17, 2009

41. Indian General Election Off to a Explosive Start

Naxals strike at 14 places, death toll goes up to 16

A further four Naxal-related attacks have surfaced in five states - Jharkhand, Orissa, Bihar, Chhattisgarh and Maharashtra, adding to the ten already reported earlier in the day.

News reports said Naxals had exploded a landmine in Jamui District, attacked polling booths in Rajanandgaon District in Maharashtra in which five persons have died, attacked a polling party in Bast and were engaged in an encounter with paramilitaries in the Koriari Forests of Bihar. All of these attacks disrupted the first phase of the five-phased general elections on Thursday.

At least 16 people were killed, including nine security personnel and two civilians in Jharkhand and Bihar.

According to M L Kumawat, Director General, Border Security Force (BSF) Thursday’s was the most violent series of attacks by the rebels.

The first attack took place in Jharkhand’s Latehar District, in which nine people including seven BSF personnel were killed.

According to police, the Maoists detonated a landmine under a bus that was ferrying BSF personnel to a polling station near Aara village, about 140 km from Ranch. Later, the Maoists ambushed the BSF bus.

The driver of the vehicle and the attendant, too, were killed in the attack and seven others including polling staff and security personnel are reportedly injured.

According to reports, four poll officers have been kidnapped in Latehar.

In another strike, two home guards were killed when Naxals attacked a police patrol party in Bihar’s Gaya district. Six people, including two women were injured in the attack.

The attackers also looted four police rifles and Electronic Voting Machines.

In Chhattisgarh, the Naxals attacked polling booths in Bijapur and Dantewada districts. Two polling parties were forced to return from Jagampal village in Bijapur District.

In South Bastar, the Naxals targeted Central Reserve Police Force (CPRF) personnel deployed in Dantewada.

According to reports, blasts also took place at polling booths in Gotabanur and Narayanpur.Voting will end in Bastar and Kanker seats by 3:00 p.m., while polling stations in the other nine seats will close at 4:00 p.m.In Orissa, Maoists attacked three polling booths in Andrahill village and set fire to voting machines and a vehicle in Malkangiri district.

In Maharashtra, a police base camp was attacked at Binagundha in Maharashtra’s Gadchiroli District.

The Maoists have called for a complete boycott of the polls in the state. 

source: http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/india-news/naxals-strike-at-14-places-death-toll-goes-up-to-16_100180553.html

After all these incidents of terror, the country records about 60 percent of the 14.30 crore votes in the first round of Lok Sabha polls.



 
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