Note: Some might be repeated :P
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
49. Taking the cake with a red cherry on top.
50. For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls:
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
51. To Martin Crowe:
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
52. As cool as a cucumber!
53. Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.
54. Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit:
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
55. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!
56. In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
57. In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:
If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!
58 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
59 In India's last match against New Zealand:
New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
To make the above one liners, more enjoyable you definitely need the Voice of the Sardar Sidhu!
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
Some more...........continued...........
1. A girl born beautiful is half married
2. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co-operation
3. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
4. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter.
5. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
6. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans
7. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated
8. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)
9. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting
10. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
11. A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder
12. The dog that barks last, barks best
13. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow
14. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.
15. If u r trying to beat india in their home, then you are trying to get milk out of an ox.
16. Indian team is just like indian monsoon. you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.
17. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess on its way back.
18. Rahul is like the hall of fire
19. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
20. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)
21. For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush"
When Youhanna was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
22. There, there, that's a dead duck!
23. As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
24. All that comes from a cow is not milk.
25. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
26. Bengal without Tigers!
27. He's in a soup!
28. Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
29. Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
30. Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
31. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
32. Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
33. Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
34. On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
35. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
36. He pierced it through an eye of a needle.
37. As crisp as a cracker.
38. New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
39. About Chris Harris he said:
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
40. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
41. Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.
42. When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
43. When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!
44. Its very difficult to kill a man who is #### bent upon committing suicide!
45. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
46. The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
47. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
48. Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
2. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co-operation
3. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
4. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter.
5. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
6. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans
7. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated
8. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim)
9. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting
10. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
11. A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder
12. The dog that barks last, barks best
13. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow
14. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps.
15. If u r trying to beat india in their home, then you are trying to get milk out of an ox.
16. Indian team is just like indian monsoon. you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought.
17. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess on its way back.
18. Rahul is like the hall of fire
19. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
20. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and the
beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)
21. For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush"
When Youhanna was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
22. There, there, that's a dead duck!
23. As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
24. All that comes from a cow is not milk.
25. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
26. Bengal without Tigers!
27. He's in a soup!
28. Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
29. Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
30. Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
31. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
32. Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
33. Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
34. On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
35. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
36. He pierced it through an eye of a needle.
37. As crisp as a cracker.
38. New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
39. About Chris Harris he said:
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
40. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
41. Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.
42. When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
43. When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!
44. Its very difficult to kill a man who is #### bent upon committing suicide!
45. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
46. The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
47. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
48. Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
49. Taking the cake with a red cherry on top.
50. For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls:
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
51. To Martin Crowe:
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
52. As cool as a cucumber!
53. Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.
54. Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit:
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
55. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!
56. In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
57. In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:
If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!
58 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
59 In India's last match against New Zealand:
New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
To make the above one liners, more enjoyable you definitely need the Voice of the Sardar Sidhu!
hhaha!!!!!!!!
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