News Fuse

News Fuse is a very popular show on a Oriya TV channel and is entertaining. Everyday we get to hear so many news and read so many articles but rarely draw coincidences. Here I attempt to connect two news articles in the most awkward way to make it funny. This idea was inspired for a thread in a forum(whose name I forgot) and it drew quite a participation. I have been contemplating this idea for quite a lot of time. So this is first in the series and I hope I am somehow successful in making a connection -


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World leaders must act to stave off food crisis: UN agencies


McDonald's to set up all-vegetarian outlets
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Scientists Warn of a World Forced into Vegetarianism

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