Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Best of #SuggestionsForReservations

Image Courtesy :-  Cartoonist Satish

Yesterday a  very sensitive hashtag #SuggestionsForReservations started trending but with inputs from the ever outstanding Tweeples it become outrageously funny.  I am a bit late in collecting the best tweets  but  this lists consists of some very witty,naughty and funny tweets. Let me know if a smile comes up on reading some of these.




Nigel Britto ‏@NigelBritto
#SuggestionsForReservations 100% quota for intelligent, educated people in Parliament. That would disqualify 99% of sitting MPs.

#SuggestionsForReservations : All kids of politician families must study in govt schools where 60%+ teachers and students are SC, ST & OBC.

Bhagwan RamchandrA ‏@Lord_Ram
#IfMumbaiWasGotham Bane would recruit 33% SC/ST/OBC soldiers.#SuggestionsForReservations

Sweaty Kuhu ツ ‏@I_Parna
#SuggestionsForReservations Gen: Answer All questions OBC: One Qs of ur Choice SC: Only read questions ST: Thnx for coming to exam hall

MP Singh ‏@NotThatMP
#SuggestionsForReservations All politicians to be operated upon by SC /ST doctors.

Ralston ‏@rallyrockstar69
#SuggestionsForReservations Hotel Decent, Ratlam... ;-)

Gopi Krishan Garhwal ‏@igopik
#SuggestionsForReservations Only ST/SC Candidate Can Use Corporations "Sulabh Shouchalay" General Piss On Pants.

Gautam Jain ‏@gautamthejain
#SuggestionsForReservations 27% more black money allowed for politicians, bureaucrats, businessmen in the reserved category.

Angry Bird * ‏@2ndHandJawani
First iphone 5 in India should be given to a SC/ST..#SuggestionsForReservations

@KaranArora: 25gb extra download cap by Airtel for all SC/ST broadband users#SuggestionsForReservations

SaggiRex™ Radia-Gen ‏@saggirex
#SuggestionsForReservations : separate IRCTC counter for ...........!

Soumitra Kandpal ‏@soumitrafore
#SuggestionsForReservations In 100 m race SC/ST will start from 27 m mark and will be given lead of 2 seconds

Lazy Delhi Guy ‏@lazydelhiguy
#SuggestionsForReservations Faster delivery by Dominos to SC/ST. They were made to wait for water 100 yrs back. They wont have to for pizza


The best :- 

Kartik Dhar ‏@KartikDhar

Brittania 50/50 biscuits to be renamed as 27/73#SuggestionsForReservations

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