26.ONe more PJ : Pao Bhajji

There's this student mr. vinod kumar shukla studying in amity university uttar pradesh ... during his lunch break , he goes to the cafetaria and sursprisingly he notices that they've added pao bhaaji to the lunch menu ... he orders one plate and takes it from the man at the counter and has difficulty finding a spare seat ...  after about 5 minutes he gets an empty chair and table and sits down to eat ... he lifts his pao and finds the word "jannat" written on the plate exactly at the place the pao was kept ... so .... my question is : wat is his professor's name ?????? think think think  think again dude ... abey soch to sahi , scroll kare jaa raha hai ....... ek baar to soch ............ . chal rehne de tere bas ki nahi hai ....... the answer is --------- his sir's name is --- ISHQ KI CHAAON .... the reason -  the song chayya chayya from the movie DIL SE (SRK) jinke SIR ho ISHQ KI CHAAON PAO ke neeche JANNAT hogi ....  :P beat this PJ !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!

11. PJ's Good Ones

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Enjoy !!!

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!




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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!


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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!


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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...


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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!


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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!


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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!


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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..


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7)

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...



Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."


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2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : "Aashiq Banaaya
Aapne" ...
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Dono Marr Gaye ...
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Because Gaana "HIT" Tha ...


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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...


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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!


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Premika: "Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet


Jaaye Padhne Mein ... "
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Le Padh !!!"