The Tweet Box is my collection of selected tweets which I like ( some of them tweeted by myself too ). Most of them would be witty, funny and sarcastic. Maybe you should bookmark this post and comeback again to get to enjoy new tweets. The tweets are embedded so you can RT or fav them directly from here.
@Laugh_Riot Q:Which fruit is forever alone ? Ans : A Kela
— Prokastinator (@ankitmahapatra) September 23, 2013
Chai garam aur baatein naram honi chahiye.
— Zeeeya (@Maa_Ke_Pakode) September 23, 2013
Toota darwaza nikla Daya
— Prokastinator (@ankitmahapatra) September 22, 2013
Beauticians have so many imaginary friends. They're always making people up.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) September 21, 2013
Jagya ki shaadi kis se hone wali hai? #IndianFAQs
— Priyanka Naik (@priyankanaik042) September 21, 2013
Doctors are patient listeners.
— Stupidosaur (@Stupidosaur) September 20, 2013
Which city is always rebellious ? Anticity
— Prokastinator (@ankitmahapatra) September 20, 2013
Ravan kidnapping Sita is the only instance where Maruti Omni was not used.
— Pratik (@prtxt) September 20, 2013
Every frog has the right to sigh and wonder why he's not a prince yet.
— Meeeow (@Junglee_Meow) September 18, 2013
Crocodiles enjoy a rare luxury. Human beings shed their tears.
— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) September 17, 2013
When the mouse laughs at the cat, it means there is a hole nearby.:)
— Anupam Kher (@AnupamPkher) September 17, 2013
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