Thursday, April 16, 2009

34.Fast Food Folk Song (at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru)



Lyrics :
 Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud I want mine crunchy,
 I like to eat loud. Iʼll choose a chalupa, 
Iʼll grab a gordita, and two taco salads for our senoritas.
 And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
 Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream. 
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists. A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?
 And you know that nothing beats a hmmm,
 mmmm...Mexican Pizza... Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
 And I admit, Iʼve always felt, like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
 Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me... as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove. and thatʼs it. 
No! Iʼm not done...Iʼll also take a... Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild And make my sauce Fire. 
Uh, heʼll take mild. and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts for a chance at 25 dollars cash
 Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
 Why would you do that? 
You owe me 25 bones I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan.
 And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side. And thatʼs it.

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